I'M PRETTY!

I'm super tanned.
I spent 5hours in the pool swimming, flipping,peeing,waving,drinking and god knows what else.
I loved it a lot.
Lynn sent me to pasir ris downtown east like in the morning.
Then, i went to buy myself breakfast.
AND STH STUPID HAPPENED!
I'm like too excited about swimming that I gave the cashier incorrect amount of money.
I bought egg muffin meal which cost about $5.25.
I gave her only $5.
Then she was like"$5.25,$5.25..."
I'm like what is wrong with this girl i gave her the money already.
I'm so dumb okay.
I had loads of fun swimming la.
Going home saw a group of ANG MOH(s)
really A LOT.
They having performance at the country club.
I SWEAR ONE OF THE GUY IS CHECKING ME OUT!
Went home after that and i got my period!
Lucky.
Then i went to fetch mum.
Then to masjid but the office was closed.
Then to fetch ALETHEA SHAIRAH!
LOVE HER....

PS: I KNOW I'M FAT BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRITISE ME.