My tummy is crying.

I'm having an unbearable stomache. Have I got the spelling right?
I'm blaming it all on the yong tau foo.
Man!
I WANT TO EAT WAFFLES!
BREAKFAST AT SWENSENS.
NEW YELLOW BIKINIS.
DRESS.
ARGHH!stupid tummy.
Nah, I think my abs just grow.
WTH.
Have to like go.
My brain is telling me to sleep.